The name's Laura, type 1 diabetic, I'm far too nice and I'm extremely shy.
(enter witty comment here to make everyone love me)
Danielle Peazer giving birth:
  • Liam: Push baby, push!
  • Liam: *opens laptop*
  • Liam: Hi guys! *waves at computer*
  • Danielle: GOD DAMNIT LIAM HELP ME
  • Liam: Look, danielle's giving birth!
  • Liam: Can you see it's hair? I can see it
  • Liam: Danielle you should have shaved yourself
  • Liam: I'm going to follow some of you guys...
  • Doctor: Liam, could you please show some att-
  • Liam: Oh there's the head! Look, it's a baby omg it's soooo adorable I'm going to name it after you guys *points at computer*
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clavid:

dekutree:

lampsarepeople2:

idiotblogger:

Helen Keller goes on a blind date

*ba dum tss*

i don’t see how this is funny

neither does she

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hi,

uhm, how do you even ask for kik “usernames” on Tumblr…

er, if anybody has kik, it’d be nice to talk to some people…. ya

everyone’s going mad about this whole 1D & Nick thing and I’m like cool..

utterlyphenomeniall:

I like food.

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